BREAKING: Clinton’s Inbox Exposed! Full eGhazi!

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Contents includes:

(1) The final resting place of Jimmy Hoffa.
(2) A complete accounting of the contents of Al Capone’s vault, before the Clintons emptied it in advance of Geraldo’s Dont See TV program.
(3) Full schematics of the explosives lay out in the WTC buildings and the detailed process for bringing the buildings down.
(4) Language for a proposed constitutional amendment repealing the 2nd amendment.
(5) A nondisclosure agreement signed by Oliver Stone concerning the death of Vince Foster.
(6) Very worrying financial arrangement proposals from lawyers in African countries, purporting to represent various royals, attempting to move money into the US potentially for terror-related activities.
(7) A very disappointing guacamole recipe.
(8) Discussion plans to use Planned Parenthood and their evil subcontractors to implement Obamacare Death Panels to harvest organs and tissue for black market sales to buy cell phones for welfare recipients.
(9) Proof that the Clintons reaped a $100M profit on the Whitewater real estate deal and used half the proceeds to create an elaborate red herring by hiring Monica Lewinsky to pretend to have an affair with Bill.
(10) Documents demonstrating that Al Gore single handedly causes global warming.

3 Comments

  1. Look at #9!!! Free stuff!!! Jeb!???

    “Our message is one of hope and aspiration,” [Jeb Bush, brother of idiot George W. Bush] said at the East Cooper Republican Women’s Club annual Shrimp Dinner. “It isn’t one of division and get in line and we’ll take care of you with free stuff. Our message is one that is uplifting — that says you can achieve earned success.”

    What’s this? No free stuff??!!??

    Tsk tsk, Secretary Clinton. Common sense responses to Republican hateful rhetoric will distract people from the real issue: your email!!

  2. And 9 out of 10 Fox News watchers believe this. I expect to get an email from my aunt in Bay City tomorrow asking about it (only slightly kidding). sigh.

  3. “Truthy” seems to be enough for the true believers……

    Shameless Carly Fiorina Knows the Truth Just Doesn’t Matter Anymore

    But it shouldn’t be. The truth matters. Facts have to be the same for everyone, no matter what Fox News is telling the people inside the bubble. We can argue over opinions all we want but we have to keep going back to the same well to get the facts that inform those opinions. There has to be common ground — even if, more and more, there’s less and less these days.
    The fact is — the truth is — that Carly Fiorina shamelessly lied. She’s entirely full of shit on this. And she shouldn’t be able to get away with it.

    http://thedailybanter.com/2015/09/shameless-carly-fiorina-knows-the-truth-just-doesnt-matter-anymore/

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