TGIF!!!

April 6, 2018 Batch It Takes a Village, Uncategorized 9

Morning Meese…

I’m going to hand out sentencing for crimes against the USA as I, Batch, a neoliberal oligarchical whore squirrel see fit. :)

Donald J Trump…Tried for treason against the USA and aiding and abetting a foreign power…convicted…To serve not less than 20 years in Leavenworth KA
Mike Pence…Tried for aiding and abetting a foreign power against the USA…convicted…To serve 2-5 in Leavenworth.
Scott Pruitt…Tried for stealing federal funds and crimes against humanity…convicted..To serve 4-6 in Florence ADX,CO
Michael Flynn…Tried for treason…convicted…given leniency for cooperation…To serve 5-10 in Marion,IL
Mitch McConnell…Tried for money laundering and aiding a foreign power…convicted…to serve 4-6 in McCreary KY.
Paul Ryan…Tried for aiding and abetting a foreign power…convicted…to serve 2-5 in Terra Haute, IN.
Marco Rubio…Tried for money laundering and aiding a foreign power…to serve 4-6 in Coleman FL.
Wayne LaPierre…Tried for treason against the USA and aiding and abetting a foreign power..convicted…to serve not less than 20 years in Leavenworth KA.
Devin Nunes…Tried for money laundering and treason against the USA…convicted…to serve not less than 20 years in Lompoc, CA.
Matt Gaetz…Tried for money laundering…convicted…to serve 2-5 in Coleman FL.
****LOUIE GOHMERT…Tried for impersonating a human being… convicted…remanded to Springfield Psychiatric Prison in MO for life.
Jim Jordon…Tried for money laundering and aiding and abetting a foreign power…convicted…to serve 5-10 in Allenwood, PA.
Steve King…tried for treason against the USA…convicted…to serve not less than 20 years in Marion, IL.
Cathy McMorris Rodgers tried for aiding and abetting a foreign power…convicted…to serve 2-5 in Victorville, CA.
Dana Rohrbacher…tried for treason against the USA…convicted…to serve not less than 20 years in Leavenworth, KN.
Jeff Sessions..tried for numerous charges…convicted on all(just because)…to serve 10-20 in Florence ADX, CO.
Erik Prince…tried for treason and crimes against humanity…convicted…sentenced to death.
Robert Mercer…Charged with treason…Fled the country and has not been arrested.
Rudy Guliani…Tried for money laundering and aiding and abetting a foreign power…convicted…to serve 5-10 in Allenwood, PA.
Jared Kushner…Tried for treason…Convicted…to serve no less than 20 years in Leavenworth, KN.
Donald Trump Jr…Tried for money laundering and aiding and abetting a foreign power…convicted…to serve 5-10 in Pollock, LA.
Eric Trump…Charged with aiding and abetting a foreign power…Found to be mentally unstable to stand trial…Remanded to Springfield Mo until deemed able to stand trial…
Paul Manafort…Charged with multiple crimes…found dead by bludgeoning.
Michael Cohen…Charged with treason…convicted…to serve not less than 20 years in Leavenworth.

And last but not least
Jane Sanders…Tried for treason…convicted…to serve not less than 20 years in Florence ADX, CO.
Bernie Sanders…Tried for treaon…convicted…to serve not less than 20 years in Florence ADX, CO
Nina Turner…Tried for aiding and abetting a foreign power…convicted…to serve 6-10 in Allenwood, PA
Nomiki Konst…Tried for aiding and abetting a foreign power…convicted…to serve 6-10 in Beaumont , TX
Tulsi Gabbard…Tried for treason…convicted…to serve no less than 20 years in Hazelton, WV

All sentences to be carried out in Federal Penitentiary’s

I’m sure I left out some deplorable asshole so feel free to add their demise at your leisure. :)

 

Funny thread!

https://twitter.com/aecomgirl/status/982107115811565568

 

BOOM

 

Hey, Fox notnews…How does it feel having Hillary in your head, you morons…

 

 

 

This is really cool…

 

Have a great Friday!!!

 

Fire away!!!

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64, Life long Democrat...Kossack ex-pat...fed up with the puritanical leftists wanting to destroy our Party.

9 Comments

  1. Good morning, Pond Dwellers. Thank you, Batch, for the roundup of our criminals. Why you didn’t just toss all of them into Gitmo, I don’t know. I’ll settle for even a portion of them being sentenced. Good news about the bank accounts of Manafort. I saw yesterday where a search warrant was obtained in March for him. I wonder which home and what they found?

    Raining today in Sacramento. Could see several inches according to the news. I’ll believe it when I see it. Off to my diary and more coffee.

  2. Morning meese…

    Love these kids…

    • Yeah – that after what he’s been through – including the attacks from RWNJs (& some berners) – being able to focus on what is good is almost a miracle. The kids are doing a great job and I will keep supporting, RTing, & defending them as long as I can. moar {{{HUGS}}}

  3. {{{Batch}}} – Except that they wouldn’t get the same treatment that POC get, I’d love to see the lot of them in places like Rikers Island or some of the less reputable southern prisons. But yeah, they should all be put away.

    Hope this was cathartic for you. We need to periodically get rid of the toxins to be able to keep moving forward. moar {{{HUGS}}}

  4. Guilty on All counts, now lets go vote, early voting starts in GA 4/30 and Obama still my President

  5. Good afternoon, and thank you, Batch. Do you feel better? Because after reading your list, I sure do. By the end, I was actually laughing, which is something that has been in short supply of late. Thank you!

  6. You’re welcome Sher…I thought it to be quite cathartic and hoping everyone else thought so. Picturing what we are hoping for and deem what is right.

    Thought you might like this…They’re a little over a week old and getting big…Hope this works. Uploaded it to the library and tried to post it by copying the url…If not it will be in the library.

    http://motleymoose.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/IMG_2866.jpg

    If you right click on the link and open it in another window the pic will show up…Geek I’m not… :)

    • Right now, I’m very glad you’re not my next door neighbor; I’d be visiting obsessively, naming the babies, and trying to prepare my current critters (including my husband!) for additions to the family. They are adorable!!!

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