I’m going to hand out sentencing for crimes against the USA as I, Batch, a neoliberal oligarchical whore squirrel see fit. :)
Donald J Trump…Tried for treason against the USA and aiding and abetting a foreign power…convicted…To serve not less than 20 years in Leavenworth KA
Mike Pence…Tried for aiding and abetting a foreign power against the USA…convicted…To serve 2-5 in Leavenworth.
Scott Pruitt…Tried for stealing federal funds and crimes against humanity…convicted..To serve 4-6 in Florence ADX,CO
Michael Flynn…Tried for treason…convicted…given leniency for cooperation…To serve 5-10 in Marion,IL
Mitch McConnell…Tried for money laundering and aiding a foreign power…convicted…to serve 4-6 in McCreary KY.
Paul Ryan…Tried for aiding and abetting a foreign power…convicted…to serve 2-5 in Terra Haute, IN.
Marco Rubio…Tried for money laundering and aiding a foreign power…to serve 4-6 in Coleman FL.
Wayne LaPierre…Tried for treason against the USA and aiding and abetting a foreign power..convicted…to serve not less than 20 years in Leavenworth KA.
Devin Nunes…Tried for money laundering and treason against the USA…convicted…to serve not less than 20 years in Lompoc, CA.
Matt Gaetz…Tried for money laundering…convicted…to serve 2-5 in Coleman FL.
****LOUIE GOHMERT…Tried for impersonating a human being… convicted…remanded to Springfield Psychiatric Prison in MO for life.
Jim Jordon…Tried for money laundering and aiding and abetting a foreign power…convicted…to serve 5-10 in Allenwood, PA.
Steve King…tried for treason against the USA…convicted…to serve not less than 20 years in Marion, IL.
Cathy McMorris Rodgers tried for aiding and abetting a foreign power…convicted…to serve 2-5 in Victorville, CA.
Dana Rohrbacher…tried for treason against the USA…convicted…to serve not less than 20 years in Leavenworth, KN.
Jeff Sessions..tried for numerous charges…convicted on all(just because)…to serve 10-20 in Florence ADX, CO.
Erik Prince…tried for treason and crimes against humanity…convicted…sentenced to death.
Robert Mercer…Charged with treason…Fled the country and has not been arrested.
Rudy Guliani…Tried for money laundering and aiding and abetting a foreign power…convicted…to serve 5-10 in Allenwood, PA.
Jared Kushner…Tried for treason…Convicted…to serve no less than 20 years in Leavenworth, KN.
Donald Trump Jr…Tried for money laundering and aiding and abetting a foreign power…convicted…to serve 5-10 in Pollock, LA.
Eric Trump…Charged with aiding and abetting a foreign power…Found to be mentally unstable to stand trial…Remanded to Springfield Mo until deemed able to stand trial…
Paul Manafort…Charged with multiple crimes…found dead by bludgeoning.
Michael Cohen…Charged with treason…convicted…to serve not less than 20 years in Leavenworth.
And last but not least
Jane Sanders…Tried for treason…convicted…to serve not less than 20 years in Florence ADX, CO.
Bernie Sanders…Tried for treaon…convicted…to serve not less than 20 years in Florence ADX, CO
Nina Turner…Tried for aiding and abetting a foreign power…convicted…to serve 6-10 in Allenwood, PA
Nomiki Konst…Tried for aiding and abetting a foreign power…convicted…to serve 6-10 in Beaumont , TX
Tulsi Gabbard…Tried for treason…convicted…to serve no less than 20 years in Hazelton, WV
All sentences to be carried out in Federal Penitentiary’s
I’m sure I left out some deplorable asshole so feel free to add their demise at your leisure. :)
Lots of highs and some lows …So many coming at us so fast it’s hard to keep up. Dotard has been rather quiet lately giving us a little respite from his stupidity on Twitter..Most of what we’ve seen lately with his name attached is not the blowhard. Too coherent and no misspells. Seems ever since Stormy hit he’s either had his phone confiscated or he’s actually listening to someone. Figuring that someone has to be Jarvanka.
The present day Peyton Place, alias the WH, is like SNL with Belushi, with out the comedy. Kinda like a food fight without the food. With Dotard doing all he can to fuck over everyone the deplorable moniker Hillary gave out fits all of them like a leather glove.
What will today show? It sure would be nice to see Bobby pull out some subpoenas today.
I expect next week to be a doozy as a lot of stuff is coming to a head and has to pop sooner rather than later.
Protestors have shut down the freeway in Sacramento calling for justice for Stephon Clark, who was murdered after being shot at 20 times by police in his grandparents’ yard. Cops thought he had a gun. It was a cell phone. https://t.co/prxBlsYO1X
MEMO to Trump, Putin & Sessions: “All my new FBI agents visit the Holocaust Museum to better understand what happens when law enforcement becomes a tool of oppression, or worse.” — Robert Mueller, April, 2013 pic.twitter.com/58Ddf5ERKW
Ok I cannot deny that with all of this Stormy Daniels porn star reminiscing that I have been doing of late , part of the reason I chose John Bolton as national security advisor was because of his 1960’s porn mustache
The Democrats on the House Intelligence Committee report that they have evidence showing the Trump Organization was actively negotiating a business deal during the campaign with a Russian bank that U.S. law made it a crime to deal with. Mueller’s subpoena will nail that down.
CREW FOIA’d Steve Mnuchin’s travel records, says that the docs show that between the spring and fall of 2017, Mnuchin took 7 separate trips on military aircraft at a total of nearly $1 million. https://t.co/sgAfVWhuyQ
Bernie Sanders spoke earlier on behalf of the #NationalWalkoutDay and gave a nice speech. It would've been nicer if he wasn't one of the biggest impediments to gun legislation in this country. He's taken many funds from the NRA. Upsetting and opportunism.
Oh boy! Mueller will fall into a 3 decade rabbit hole of 🇷🇺 mafia dealings galore. Mueller can take down all the worldwide main players of Russian organized crime members especially the ones that connect to the Kremlin by reviewing Trumps businesses.. https://t.co/nqN2ZCeZZI
So the manager of the Phoenix Theater in North Versailles called a group of little black girls who were playing in the game room animals, had a cop forcibly eject these girls, and then this officer ended up arresting a black woman who tried to speak up for these girls. pic.twitter.com/vxSyOeh8Xq
The investigation seems to be moving along quite nicely.Seems like everyone and his brothers mother is being investigated for a lot of different offenses. How Mueller is keeping it all in order and moving along smoothly is very impressive.
I’ve been thinking Tad has already been questioned or we would have seen his name come up before now seeing as how he and Manafort and Gates were in cahoots together in Ukraine. I hope Bozo is tossing and turning in the wind worrying about what Tad knows and what he’s done becasue we all suspect by now that Manafort was using Tad to use Bozo.
I’ve been thinking that this whole mess was started by Putin years ago. Maybe as far back as 2011 when Trump started talking about running in 2016 and he’s been Putins stooge ever since..What happened was the perfect storm for them when Hillary won the nomination. IF you really think about it the Republicans are so afraid of Hillary they have been demonizing her since the 90’s because they saw the day she would run for President. We knew how impressive she was back then and still is.
If a lot of people in the country weren’t so goddamned stupid Hillary would be President and nothing that has happened in the last 13 months would have.
Fuck the Conservatives and all the faux Christians…
I don't care how many indictments happen, I won't be satisfied until Hillary Rodham Clinton takes her rightful position in the White House. We were robbed. #shewonpic.twitter.com/yCelCMmjXW
Fuck this fool…He can take the NRA and shove it up his ass. We knew Trump was lying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had a great meeting tonight with @realDonaldTrump & @VP. We all want safe schools, mental health reform and to keep guns away from dangerous people. POTUS & VPOTUS support the Second Amendment, support strong due process and don’t want gun control. #NRA#MAGA
Yeah, the moral to this is don’t vote for damn Republicans!
Quick Economics lesson: George H.W. Bush broke economy Bill Clinton fixed economy & created surplus George W Bush broke economy again & almost created 2nd Great Depression until Barack Obama pulled economy out of tailspin & fixed it Now dotard is breaking economy again ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Whoa!: “Hicks has been secretly keeping…a 'diary of her White House work, and her interactions w/Trump.'” If true, belongs to USG not her, must be preserved in WH under Pres Recds Act, raises issues about her handling of classified & WILL be subpoenaed. https://t.co/oPKBlBRtvL
If you've been waiting for the charges related to the crime at the center of the whole Trump Russia scandal, the hacking of Democratic e-mails by Russia, NBC reports today that those charges are coming. pic.twitter.com/1efyBo30vY
Lots of stuff happening to give us smiles in the last week or so after so much sorrow with the kids getting killed by a weapon that should be illegal to own.
Bobby Mueller has been breaking bad on Dotard associates and implicating Bozo in his indictments as likely knowing what was going on. Of course Bozo tried unsuccessfully to blame Hillary…Of course he did…Nothing is ever Bozo’s fault, just ask him.
Looks like Manafort and Gates are toast…Here’s hoping Tad’s name comes up soon in Mueller’s investigation as we all know he’s as crooked as Manafort. The added joy that when the investigation turns to Tad it can’t help but embroil Bozo right in the middle. Bad days ahead I suspect for Bozo which make me a happy camper.
Wondering though, what’s going on with Mike Flynn?…We haven’t heard much of anything about Flynn in quite a few weeks.
Here’s hoping for another good week from Bobby…Might even get a new round of indictments today!!!!
I am tired of watching stories go unheard by politicians who continue to drag their feet on laws to protect Americans. I am pledging $1 million dollars for a nationwide initiative to register high schoolers to vote ahead of the 2018 midterm elections. pic.twitter.com/JrshyFanQn
Robert Mueller unsealed 32-new charges against Paul Manafort and Rick Gates. The new indictment claims Manafort and Gates concealed years of lobbying work for the pro-#Russia gov't in Ukraine, laundered millions, and misled investigators.
Morning Meese…Not really in the mood to rant as i’m afraid if I started I might not stop.
The school shooting has really got me to the point where I just want to grab a high powered rifle and start shooting Wayne LaPierre and all the asshole Cons that are running cover for the NRA. Have to throw in Dotard and Pence in my arcade game too. They might go first.
Or I just might go after them with a trusty flame thrower…Disregard my fantasies… :)
November can’t get here soon enough.
I am astonished by the raw eloquence of Parkland's teens. Breathtaking. They know the eyes of the world are upon them, and they are rising to the occasion.
Interesting, how quiet Trump's dirt dumb bigot base became after multiple news agencies verified that Parkland high school mass murderer Nikolas Cruz was a Trump-loving white supremacist who was often seen wearing a red 'Make America Great Again' cap. #inners#maddow#lastword
🦅 Treason? @RepJeffries: "How dare you lecture us about treason. This is not a dictatorship. It's a democracy and we do not have to stand for a reality show host masquerading as President of the United States."pic.twitter.com/iJhMZdubIi 🇺🇸 #TrumpRussia
Well it looks like the gov’t shutdown overnight even after Chuck Schumer and Jowls McTurtle had a bi-partisan plan all ready to pass.
Enter side-left Rand Paul and his play for the limelight. After voting to pass the GOPTaxScam he should have just stayed in his seat and shut up. Everything he cried about was right on the money but he should have thought about it before he voted to pass the Scam of the century, allowing the deficit to be blown sky high.
Like the boy crying wolf when he invited the wolf over for dinner and found out he was on the menu.
It’s a wonder Chuck, Nancy and the Dems in Congress don’t want to do one of two things…Kiss Rand or laugh like hyenas because have no doubt the Cons were all set to make any shutdown look like it was Nancy and the Dems fault. No chance of that now thanks to Rand.
Could we be so lucky as for this to happen on the Republican side of the House…
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) made a unanimous consent request to expedite a vote on the budget measure shortly before 6 p.m. Thursday. Paul objected, however, demanding first a vote on an amendment to the bill that would reinstate spending limits that it removed. Unless Paul yields before midnight EST, the earliest the Senate will be able to vote on the measure is early Friday, an hour past the government funding deadline. And that is just a vote to end debate. After the Senate clears that hurdle, Paul could speak for another hour — as could other senators — before the Senate votes on final passage.
After the Senate, the bill would need to go to the House, move out of the Rules Committee, have House lawmakers adopt a rule governing debate for the bill and then get that last passage vote.
Rand smiling for the cameras…god, I hate all Republicans..
The movie series “Fast and Furious” has nothing on the news dumps we are getting bombarded with constantly. A lot of it is a different slant on the same news but a lot of it isn’t. Hard to keep up for a single person but our squirrels nest makes it a lot easier to keep up with what is and what isn’t relevant.
Let me get this straight. #GOPTaxScam blew a $1.5 trillion hole in the deficit & the @USCBO says that as a result, the U.S. will hit the debt limit sooner than expected. Now, "deficit hawks" want to cut Medicare, Medicaid & Social Security.
Fuck the Trump and the GOP…This really pisses me off!
This hero with 2 kids volunteered to risk his life for our country, came back with PTSD, a brain injury, and a substance abuse issue, and now our government is telling him he's not an American and needs to leave? Is that what we want? https://t.co/FVLIiMWJIK
#BernieResponds He does? Ok, do you know if Mueller has interviewed Devine? Do you know if Mueller found where your $10 million mysterious “donation” came from? Is Jane going to court for fraud? Why did you vote against Russian sanctions? Why did you vote against Magnitsky Act?